self-portrait meme

[egomultiplied]

This is me.

And a rat that vaguely resembles a dog.

Comments

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

She's a friend's. What can I say? I am pretty charming.

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

She doesn't look like a she.

Did you steal her?

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

Well she is.

Why would I steal a dog?

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you.

Because you don't own a dog and your morals are less than scrupulous.

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

I have a fine set of morals, thank you. I'm just watching the dog for a while. I didn't steal her!

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

Whose dog is it?

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

Why are you so interested?

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

She's cute. In an ugly way really, but still. Cute.

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

Really lives up to her name.

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

Which is?

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

Rat.

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

Rats are cute. I used to have one called Mr. Pink.

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

Let me guess...it was bald?

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

Yup. I have some picture of it somewhere around here. He liked Cheerios.

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

You should break them out one day.

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

You'll poke fun.

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

No I won't.

So you had a rat. I've got a rat now. I really don't have room to make fun of you.

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

But it's not your rat. It's a friend's rat-dog. Big difference.

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

She might stick around depending on their situation. I don't know. I don't see the future.

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

Sorry for your friend.

I'm sure we could find a way to know the future if you really wanted to.

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

Yeah...we could. It's been pretty dead around here lately anyway.

Hmm...

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

Wanna go fishing for precogs?

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah I do.

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

How do we get started?

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

I'd say a good place to start is check out the latest report we've acquired. There's gotta be some precogs listed there.

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

The computer lists... Elizabeth Braddock, Lilith Clay, Isaac Mendez and Elektra Natchios. Clay lives on the West Coast so she's out.

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

Wow. A lot of girls.

Not sure I want to deal with the headache they'll be. Is Mendez close by?

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

Apparently it's a girly trait?

He lives in Lower Manhattan. Shouldn't be hard to find. He's a comic book artist and prints his address on every issue.

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

Convenient enough!

[kindledunrest.livejournal.com]

You're tellin' me.

Alright, let's go! But can we stop by Subway first? I like the $5 footlongs.

[egomultiplied.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it'll have to be quick since we have a dog in the car and all. I do not want to clean anything up.